Dolr Bil — Pegged To The Panties

THE TRAGIK LOR OF BIL

a comik in 7 panls. no words needd. bil did not consent to any of this... until he did.

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HOW 2 TIP UR BIL

$BIL livs on STABLE chain — an EVM L1 where gas is paid in USDT. u can trade via BasedBot (tg) or MetaMask + DEX.

1. 1
   ADD STABLE 2 METAMASK

   chainlist.org/chain/988 → 1-click add. or manual: RPC https://rpc.stable.xyz, Chain ID 988, explorer stablescan.xyz. gas is USDT.

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   GET SOM USDT

   hold USDT on Ethereum / Base / BSC / Arbitrum. keep a lil native (ETH/BNB) for the source-chain swap. singls preferd.

3. 3
   OPEN BASEDBOT

   tg → @based_eth_bot → /start. or the web terminal basedbot.app. verify the @ char-by-char — scam bots evrywhere.

4. 4
   BRIDGE 2 STABLE

   deposit USDT into ur bot wallet → /wallet → Swap USDT → source chain's native (e.g. ETH on Base) → /bridge → destination STABLE → confirm. wait it out.

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   TOP UP GAS (USDT)

   once funds land on Stable, /wallet → Swap Currency → convert back into the USDT variant used for gas + trading. keep a lil for tx.

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   BUY $BIL

   in BasedBot pick STABLE chain → paste the $BIL contract address → set buy amount → confirm. or MetaMask → DEX on Stable → swap USDT → $BIL.

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   DO NOT LIK

   u now own bil. congrats. set TP/SL in the bot. do not make eye contact. not financial advice.

⚠ verify RPC + contracts on stable.xyz / Chainlist. BasedBot is custodial — never share seeds. bridging can be slow. start small. bil is not a fiduciary.